Schtuff Or... "Love my mind, not my body. Play with my body, not my mind." This page is full of random links, pictures, sound clips, videos, or just whatever schtuff I happen to find. Links WOW! 101 things you don't want to pass through your urethra 30 things to do on an exam you are failing Action figure theater starring an oil change Ahh... childhood Atom films Bad Candy Ball thing Bilbana racing game Bit Char-G cars Bunch of smiles Chicanery Crisis Angel Cry Custom sign generator... fun for the whole family! Daily bikini page Damn creepy kitty Email hell if you so desire Evil Piggies Female or shemale? You have to decide Flammable car alarm Gagging the clam Good DVD's cheap Good online games Industrious Clock Insomnia rules Landover Baptist Church L33t sp3@k generator Laser game List of all the transformers Make mom proud! Date an incarcerated felon! More online games Mr. Wiggles MST3K Digital Archive Project Naughty Pillows New car locks New take on the game of Cricket Odd self-test dealie One helluva an action figure Pentasmal online comics Silent Water SinFest Online Smurf Name Generator Snow Bowling South Park Episodes Spaced penguin Spank the monkey Stupidity Sweatshop fan art The chronicles of George The Ideal Rhombus The lemonade game (just like you played in grade school in the 80's) The Little Ninja The man's guide to oral sex The Pseudodictionary- words that don't exist but should The way of the stick This one's actually useful User Friendly (check them all out) X-entertainment Yew kicked my dawg Pictures Sound Clips Description File Size File Format I've got your number 3.53 MB MP3 Donald Duck BJ 396 kb WAV Ghostbusters- What do you want? 86 kb WAV Ghostbusters- Kicked it's ass! 35 kb WAV Ghostbusters- So be good, for goodness sake 47 kb WAV Ghostbusters- We can do more damage that way 45 kb WAV Ghostbusters- Say YES! 239 kb WAV Ghostbusters- This man has no dick 216 kb WAV Ghostbusters- A disaster of Biblical proportions 229 kb WAV Ghostbusters- Mother puss-bucket 18 kb WAV Spaceballs- 5 minute break 235 kb WAV Spaceballs- He's an asshole 181 kb WAV Spaceballs- Ahhh, buckle this! 31 kb WAV Spaceballs- Light speed too slow? 179 kb WAV Spaceballs- Dink! Dink! Dink! 146 kb WAV Spaceballs- Coffee 14 kb WAV Spaceballs- When does this happen in the movie? 85 kb WAV Spaceballs- We can't stop 630 kb WAV Spaceballs- Cuisinart 485 kb WAV Spaceballs- Helmet 132 kb WAV Rubber Ducky like you've never heard it 2.86 MB MP3 Simpsons- 911 Emergency 117 kb WAV Simpsons- Most enjoyable! 30 kb WAV Simpsons- Evil Homer 94 kb WAV Simpsons- Good flutin' boy 67 kb WAV Simpsons- It takes a whole week of training 148 kb WAV Simpsons- They think I'm slow, eh? 119 kb WAV Simpsons- Cheese-eating surrender monkeys! 40 kb WAV Simpsons- Stabbed with a Q-tip 16 kb WAV Takeoff eh? 17 kb WAV Zorak- Shine on you crazy diamond 52 kb WAV Bork! Bork! Bork! 156 kb MP3 What's up Crammit? 1.71 MB MP3 Mike, jump up my butt 16 kb WAV Message for you sir! 33 kb WAV Spanish Inquisition 67 kb WAV Victory is mine! 54 kb WAV Videos Description File Size File Format Zipped Agrogamer 3.71 MB WMV Yes All your Smurf are belong to Smurf 1.52 MB SWF No Celebrity Jeopardy 12/07/96- "Swords" 7.15 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 10/04/97- "Shapes" 8.14 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 05/10/97- "Colors" 8.68 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 05/09/98- "Therapists" 7.23 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 10/24/98- "Famous Titles" 7.61 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 03/20/99- "Pen Is Mightier" 6.36 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 10/23/99- "A Petit Dejeuner" 7.33 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 04/15/00- "Foreign Flicks" 7.42 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 12/16/00- "An Album Cover" 7.72 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 02/08/01- "Richard Nixon" 6.80 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 09/29/01- "Famous Horsemen" 7.09 MB RAM No Celebrity Jeopardy 05/18/02- "Chardonnay" 7.64 MB RAM No Cossack war 848 kb MPEG Yes Dear Penis Letter 1.33 MB SWF No Everything by Xiao is incredible 1.97 MB SWF No How not to get beat on by the police 1.4 MB ASF Yes I shall smite you little peons 59 kb SWF No Life as a guy 1.62 MB ASF Yes Meet Jack Schitt 562 kb SWF No Oddest Panasonic commercial ever 263 kb SWF No Peanut Butter Jelly Time! 738 kb SWF No Puppy go boom 189 kb MPEG Yes RatChicken 369 kb SWF No So wrong in so many ways 1.25 MB SWF No South Park Unaired: Frosty The Snowman 2.91 MB RAM No South Park Unaired: Santa vs. Jesus 2.21 MB RAM No Summoner Geeks 24.6 MB AVI Yes Tokyo Breakfast 13.3 MB ASF Yes Triumph and Bon Jovi 16.4 MB WMF Yes Trying to get a date 1.42 MB WMV Yes Wild Ride Barbie 1.08 MB SWF No Would you like to see me dance? 347 kb SWF No Yatta- I cannot explain this 7.75 MB ASF Yes