The Black Book of Discord

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Monday, March 07, 2005

So, I've been stricken with any number of ailments all at once. After two weeks of feeling generally like something you scrape off your shoe with a stick, I went to the doctor- the health insurance finally kicked in. I thought I probably had the flu, but it turns out I have much more fun ailments:

Tonsilitis (I survived 29 years of life without it)

Mycoplasma Pneumonia (Um, WTF? Pneumonia? At my age?)

Mononucleosis (What tha?) I'll grant you that the first two are odd enough, but mono? Maryanne doesn't have it, nobody I know has it, it's not that easy to catch (the virus doesn't live for more than about 10 seconds outside of the body). So I get to feel like crap for a month or so. Faboo. Tonight I find this:

Can't wait to see what the doctor says this shit is...

posted by Captain # 11:37 PM

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