The Black Book of Discord

I felt like I was in one of those old Bell Atlantic "you should have called" ads today. I went to the local "performance shop" (which is now not so local since I moved to Nashua) to pick up my Superlight Shockproof gear oil for my car. I get to the place, and they are very closed. There is a handwritten sign on the door explaining why. Before I mention what the sign said, I'd like to preface the explanation by saying that, for some odd reason, I wasn't suprised by what the sign said. Perhaps it is because it seems like a "New Hampshire" thing to do, perhaps because it just seems like something the owner of the shop would be into (nice guy BTW). At any rate, the sign said "Store closed. Gone to swap meet. Back tomorrow." It was like something out of a Red Green episode. No big loss- it's too damn cold to play under the car today anyway, and I don't have the drain pan here at the apartment anyway. I need to buy a house.