The Black Book of Discord

Say you are sitting at your last week of work and are bored to tears. You could concoct a plan to take over the world. My plan for evil domination follows: Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you will desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three Finally, you will covertly move your armageddon clock, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.